lena and ole

Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes up Ole

and says, 'I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor

and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A

son! Ain't dat Great! Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the

doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet! ' The

doctor den held up a little girl.. He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a

daughter! ' She's a pretty little ting, too.' Ole got kind of puzzled by

this, and then the doctor said, 'Holey Moley, Ole we still ain't done

yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy and said, Ole, you yust

had yourself another boy!' Ole was flabbergasted by this news!

A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three Children

home in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious and he

asked Lena , 'How come we got tree on the first try?'

Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and You

vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?' Ole said, 'Yeah,

I do... Uffda! It's a darn good ting I didn't get the WD-40.