Difference between Harley and Goldwing Riders...

Harley riders:
"Live to ride. Ride to Live."

Goldwing drivers:
"Eat to ride. Ride to eat

Harley riders:
"Loud pipes save lives. "

Goldwing drivers:
"Honey, will you turn down the radio?"

Harley riders:
Black leather jacket and chaps

Goldwing drivers:
Red snowmobile suit

Harley riders:
Black leather vest with chain
closure and skull and lightning
bolt on the back

Goldwing drivers:
Gray twill vest with trading pins and
Gold Wing Road Riders Association chapter
patch on the back

Harley riders:
Meets other riders at "The Dam
Ice House"

Goldwing drivers:
Meets other riders at Denny'

Harley riders:
Biker Mama on the back.

Goldwing drivers:
HER Mama on the back.

Harley riders:
Cross city ride ends at topless bar.

Goldwing drivers:
Cross country ride ends at Dairy Queen.

Harley riders:
National riders group meeting called "Hog Rally".

Goldwing drivers:
International group affair called "Wing Ding".

Harley riders:
Riding in groups of two.

Goldwing drivers:
Riding in groups of twenty.

Harley riders:
Ape hanger bars and (proctologists dream) splinter seats.

Goldwing drivers:
Big wide seats for big wide butts.

Harley riders:
Rolling thunder.

Goldwing drivers:
BarcoLounger with wheels

Harley riders:
Dew rags covering up steel plate in the head
from riding without a helmet. But looking COOL.

Goldwing drivers:
Helmet with headset and microphones, covered
in reflective patches

Harley riders:
"This beer is flat, let's trash the place."

Goldwing drivers:
"This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%."

Better not let Bruce and Fred see those. --------